Man, I love tv. I should really watch more of it. You’re not supposed to say that because people will think you’re stupid but thanks to a large and consistent dose of screen time, I now possess an ample knowledge of dated pop culture. I regret not one hour of this. Fortunately, I come with a matching sister. Since her job doesn’t involve narcissistic rhetoric like mine requires, she would go to work and school and I would fill her in on what she missed on television. She got me started on Grey’s Anatomy and that is how I thanked her. I feel that we’re all pretty fortunate that Shonda…